I'm writing this letter to express my intention to play football for the University of Notre Dame. I have alway dreamed of playing football for the Irish. I think that I would make a great defensive end. I have explosive speed and an insatiable drive to sack the quarterback. I have been training with my father, and while I am not going to graduate high school until 2024, I believe that I am the kind of player that you are looking for. Though I am small, I have more than doubled my weight in the past year and my height is increasing exponentially. At this rate, by 2024 I will be a force to be reckoned with. I have sent in the following video to rivals.com in the hope that I will be the first player ranked in the class of 2024. I think that you will be impressed with my skills.
Sincerely,
JP(II?)
P.S. I realize that you may not be coaching in 2024. If so, please forward.
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4 comments:
Jared has shown some real talent. I saw it first hand this weekend. He's like a machine, kind of like Reggie White. Right Grandpa Mike?
we want more JP (II?)!!!
-emily
Dear Jared,
In order to further consider you for the team, I'm going to see much more footage of you, including videos, photographs, and commentary. I'm afraid that, until you have posted more on your blog, we'll be passing you by the for the likes of other boys your age--Joachim, Benedict, and Dominic (x2).
Sincerely,
Coach Weiss
(emily)
I'm not sure you should wait until 2024. ND clearly needs your help NOW. :o)
Cute as ever!
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