Dear Coach Weiss,

I'm writing this letter to express my intention to play football for the University of Notre Dame. I have alway dreamed of playing football for the Irish. I think that I would make a great defensive end. I have explosive speed and an insatiable drive to sack the quarterback. I have been training with my father, and while I am not going to graduate high school until 2024, I believe that I am the kind of player that you are looking for. Though I am small, I have more than doubled my weight in the past year and my height is increasing exponentially. At this rate, by 2024 I will be a force to be reckoned with. I have sent in the following video to rivals.com in the hope that I will be the first player ranked in the class of 2024. I think that you will be impressed with my skills.



Sincerely,

JP(II?)

P.S. I realize that you may not be coaching in 2024. If so, please forward.

Dad's Other Job

So Dad has been pretty busy with a little side project that he's finally ready to come out about. He made an appearance in the made for television Disney Channel original "High School Musical". I had no idea that he could sing and dance like that, and if you watch real closely towards the end you'll see his ever-popular jazz hands.