Apparently, my parents have not been able to meet the strict demand's of this blog's audience.
In order to increase blogging, I have decided to hire a part-time blogger.
Required Qualifications:
1) Must have a digital camera or camcorder.
2) Must take daily flattering photographs of JPII? showcasing his miraculously rapid development and ridiculous good-looks
3) Must write incredibly witty and entertaining posts to correspond with aforementioned photos
4) Must be willing to live in my parent's extra bedroom and pay many hundreds of dollars a month in rent
5) Must babysit me all day while mom gets her "To Do" list completed... or wait... turned over... it never actually ends
Position to commence immediately, as there is a current demand for Christmas photos. Salary = time with me.
Do you think you have what it takes?
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